So, in one of my more whimsical moments, I decided it would be a great idea to do a fanmix for fandomsecrets, the secret-posting community that's all fandom, all most of the time. You've probably heard the premise before: use a graphics program to share something you've never told anyone, while completely anonymous. (If you haven't heard of it, go visit the comm! It's ridiculously addictive!) Of course, the best way to announce this was by making a secret myself. Remember this? Yeah. Me.

Well, I got enough "DO IT, FAGGOT"s to inspire me anyway, so I kept working. And now it's finally done, cover art and all. So for your listening pleasure, I present to you the first (to my knowledge) fandomsecrets FST.

Notes: At first I wanted to use actually posted secrets to illustrate my song choices, but I figured it'd take too long a time to find the perfect one for each song, and the greatest ones are already up here anyway. So I thought I'd just include a short sentence after each song as explanation, and a sample of the relevant lyrics. I also tried to stick to fairly popular, well-known songs, because fandom is the one thing connecting all of these secrets -- it’s universal, and it’s what we all share.

That said, enjoy the mix! :D

Fandomsecrets: In Your Fandom, Spilling Your Secrets

cover art (click to enlarge):


1. Dirty Little Secret - The All-American Rejects
The name of the game: we're in your fandom, spilling your secrets.

Tell me all that you've thrown away
Find out games you don't wanna play
You are the only one that needs to know

I'll keep you my dirty little secret (dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

2. Dude (Looks Like A Lady) - Aerosmith
Bishounen love, stupid sexy Lockon, and everyone who's gone gay for Bridget.

So never judge a book by it's cover
Or who you're going to love by your lover
Love put me wise to her love in disguise
She had the body of a venus
Lord imagine my surprise

(That, that) Dude looks like a lady
(That, that) Dude looks like a lady

3. I'm In Love With My Car - Queen
Robosexuals, Transformers slash, Dean Winchester's car: love of the inanimate variety.

When I'm holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When my hand's on your grease gun
Oh it's like a disease son

I'm in love with my car
Gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal

4. Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne
Two words: ship wars.

She's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one

5. Big Time - Peter Gabriel
The ultimate "I want to be a BNF" song.

Big time, I'm on my way I'm making it, big time, oh yes
Big time, I've got to make it show yeah, big time
Big time, so much larger than life
Big time, I'm gonna watch it growing, big time

My parties have all the big names and I greet them with the widest smile
Tell them how my life is one big adventure
And always they're amazed

6. Every Breath You Take - The Police
The theme for stalkers, lurkers, and anonymous crushes.

Every breath you take, every move you make
Every bond you break, every step you take
I'll be watching you

Every single day, every word you say
Every game you play, every night you stay
I'll be watching you

7. I Touch Myself - The Divinyls
You name it, someone faps to it.

I don't want anybody else

When I think about you

I touch myself

I don't want anybody else

Oh no, oh no, oh no

8. My Secret (Album Version) - firefly99
Look, the entire thing is fandomsecrets' theme song:

Oh there's so many things I can't tell you
I mean I hate your OTP
And I'd never be able to tell you
Because you'd forever hate me
And I have so many things I can't tell you
'Cause it would ruin our RP
So I'll tell you as a secret
So you'll never know that it's me

(full lyrics here)
(special album version courtesy of firefly99 -- thanks so much!)

songs, lyrics, and cover art: zip can be uploaded here

BONUS TRACK: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon
Who likes crossovers?

Then Gandalf the Gray and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator
Captain Kirk and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning-fast
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass

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Thanks for listening! Comments are appreciated. If you need anything to be uploaded again, just tell me so and I'll reupload. :)